im beginning to think the rapture happened and i missed my ride
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
"I don’t really like your tattoo"
Oh damn because I got it specifically with you in mind shucks
A moment of silence for my black friend Emilee
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit