ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

oliverqueens:

get away from me [x]
oliverqueens:

get away from me [x]

oliverqueens:

get away from me [x]

diccups:

"God dammit Jim I said I needed those reports by Friday. Are you TRYING to jeopardize this company?"

(Source: shitshilarious)

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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(Source: juilan)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

"i just need to get my shit together"
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer)

bansand:

alsyndor:

bansand:

has nickelodeon gone too far

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

No

(Source: basnad)

indiangirl97:

waka flocka (feat. a flocka birds)

(Source: rappersdoingnormalshit)