poochcrew:

Aliens are coming!

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

scarletspeedforce:

jammyjimjams:

brigantes:

call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!

WHY IS THIS GIF SET NOT AROUND MORE?!

I like that they’re all so supportive of one another, but still decide to crack in skulls when they get mad.

Such good friends.

This is like, the opposite of that scene from High School musical where the guy admits he plays the cello

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamybake)

spoonyghosts:

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

SQUEALING

zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon
zaynmalif:

what an icon

zaynmalif:

what an icon

d0nn0:

5th wheeling going strong :/ d0nn0:

5th wheeling going strong :/

d0nn0:

5th wheeling going strong :/

sluttyoliveoil:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

did you take the pajamas

nosdrinker:

you know that one guy in your class that every time he raises his hand youre just like ugghhhhhhh

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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